I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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