i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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