how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
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