In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
