For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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