My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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