Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
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