So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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