Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I want to have your abortion
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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