what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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