Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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