The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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