The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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