IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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