Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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