Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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