Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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