I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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