it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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