I'm so fucking centered right now
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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