I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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