Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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