I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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