A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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