why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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