He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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