There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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