The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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