so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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