At least make sure they are 18
Why
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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