We're like a lot better than the average bears
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
