dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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