I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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