You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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