i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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