oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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