8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
so much tequila, so little girl.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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