Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Randomize
