Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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