last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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