Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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