I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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