i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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