and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Randomize
