is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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