i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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