I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
