So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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