Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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