I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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